I request a class that can stand alone without the use of traditional "battle" skills.
A cook that can concoct gourmet creations that somehow discombobulate black balloon monsters with their delectable goodness when thrown. Subsequent levels increase cooking ability and therefore augment destructive power against enemies. Oh, and these scrumptious weapons may also be eaten by the characters themselves to increase stats
I request an mmorpg that can venture away from the long over-trodden path of traditional hack-and-slash/throw/cast/shoot gameplay, yet deliver a sleek, functional experience. As a gamer, I want, nay I need a game I can describe with an overflowing candy basket of words that are not in any way similar to "ordinary" — the trick or treat equivalent to Tootsie Rolls(gag).
"When I went afk, my pet pk'd (pet killed) another guy's pet and brought me back the remains. OWN"
"I have to part-time as a boss in the noob dungeon. The hourly pay is pretty nice, and the job is easy as hell — all I need to do is let them hit me for a while and press the DIE button — but you should see the guys who go there sometimes. Sheesh, talk about dumb. I told this dude not to walk on the burning red square that says DONT STEP HERE. LOL HE BELIEVED ME. He fell into the bottomless pit. noobs"
I have a dream, and somewhere deep in your subconscious mind, I believe you have the same dream. Please. I want to throw donuts that kill people.
/rant
Walter, I can see myself mauling that black loon now.
haha I keel you with donut bad bad balloon. hahahahahahuhHUH? How come bad balloon no die? No-NOOOO get away from me you ni- You just died you racist bastard.
I want to see more monsters walter; not the 5 year-old ones I'll be seeing on Halloween.
You're a guild master, rock star, and game developer.
totus cultus walter
All worship Walter
p.s. HALLOWEEN TMRW