This is Test

Discuss.


Topic?
Best thing since sliced bread.

or

Why sliced bread sucks.

Sliced bread sucks. Who the hell thought of pre-slicing bread? Why must we endure these perfectly-shaped, fit-into-toasters, butter-me-quickly slices? It's blasphemy! Poppycock! An addled bastard-daughter of an idea. Why, obviously one must slice bread himself to fully enjoy the intoxicating pleasures of bread-inhaling. I, for one, prefer to ingest my bread whole-by-the-loaf. A loaf of bread, two sticks of butter, and a shot of milk: That's a breakfast. Honestly. Sliced bread? Would slicing a baby right after it's born make sense? Would slicing a football right before kickoff make sense? Would slicing a book just before Harry Potter saves the world make sense? Sliced bread sucks.

ty. I passed test.

Test, what test? I think it's a pop quiz!

*Runs off to quickly study*

Sliced bread is awesome >:O. Anyone who thinks other wise should fu- I mean rethink themselves. I mainly make sandwiches, make toast and other stuff that requires slice bread. Sure you could always slice the bread yourself, but I don't want lopsided pieces of bread on me =3. I hate crusts so that makes it easier to just peel them off. Okay, now if you can eat a whole slice of bread in one shot, I would love for you to put up that video.

Title: Madman Eats an Entire Bread Loaf in One Breath!

*Ends up failing the test anyway"

You fail test

and pft. Everyone inhales loafs nowadays. It's the new thing.
Some people snort it.

Snort? If you do that then I think you're a drug addict. Quick call the rehabilitation center! I guess I'm not a part of everyone since I don't inhale loafs ;D

If you're not everyone than you're someone who might become noone in the present.

That's deep.

Might? I think I already am. I'm really a ghost that can type OoOoOooooooh....

Blast, you found out my secret!

You know these bread slicing machines?




Devils work

Indeed.
You can almost feel the ominous aura emanating from the T 190.
Excuse me while I shudder violently.

Loaf bread > Sliced bread.

err.
i don't feel like talking about bread D:
*leaves*

I dont eat bread. At least, I haven't in nearly 2 months. Hot pockets have replaced sammiches.

Nope I say sliced bread > loaf bread.
I don't have a bread slicer, and this is the first time I've heard of such a thing. I think I've been living under a rock.

My parents buy like 2 bags of bread for every bag we finish. I'm quite serious D:

lol
Did you think magic bread artisans cut the bread perfectly each time?

Our closet is full of moldy bread.
It's good for pudding in bread putting.

I don't exactly know how the bread was like that, because I never really gave it any thought.

For all I knew they baked it as such =S