x3lit3x's Absence

I'd like to make an announcement,

I will be going on a yacht trip until August 8th, which means I will be unable to post on the forums until then. You all will most likely surpass me in posts by that time, which means I will lose top poster(that makes me sad). If the game starts before I get back then I will see you on the 8th. I know its such a tragedy. Don't miss me too much. I'll make sure to tell you all about it, since I'm sure there is going to be some fun adventures that happen within that time.

/end joke

Just thought I'd let you guys know that I was leaving. Instead of just leaving. See you all on the eighth!

PS~Move this if you want Falco, but you have to make thie Announcement section unable to start threads in.

Have a good time elite!
It's going to be hard to top your posts since we usally do a back-and forth conversation on the forums. Plus a yacht trip? Sounds really expensive

*Tries hard not to miss you and fails*

Going to miss you! <3

Have fun on the yacht, I don't see how but whatever.

Bring us back a souvenir.
Maybe a yacht.
maybe.

Don't become victim to pirates.

=P Till the 8th? CBT will surely be by then. Have fun =D

I'm back early!
a souvenir? how about stories instead.
i have sea legs right now though its not fun D:

Welcome back!

Are sea legs edible?

no, sea legs makes everything feel like i'm on a boat still,
and am getting rocked by waves, very headache inducing.
i got sea sick the second day too, it was just as horrible as sea legs

Welcome back elite! You tell me your stories and I'll tell you what happened in the last few days. =P

Time to take off your see legs and put on your land legs!

i will tomorrow:P
too tired and headached to do anything today,
ima lay down

EDIT: nevermind here's a story. I went to lay down, and missed the bed and spilled water on me, went and took a shower. and fell down in the shower. I hate sea legs D:

you all have waited for this, and here it is. Story time! I'll be telling you all about my yacht trip adventures. So without further ado...

Well, besides the hour long drive through farms and country towns (it was horrible D:), and listening to shpongle (awesome band! ), my first look on the yacht was its awesome looking. Not to mention it was rocking pirate flags. When pushing my cart of stuff I packed, I almost drove it into the water, one wheel fell of the walkway. That would have been a bad start. I went straight to my bed room, and realized I had to crawl into my bed. There was only 1 foot between the bed and the ceiling. I took my bag, threw it into the closet, then grabbed my snacks and starting eating some white cheddar popcorn. They showed me the safety procedures, and the bathroom works. Finally, it was time to take off. Though, it was a no wake zone D: Just getting through the no wake zone took an hour. An hour of no bumps, waves, or going fast. Horrible. After that, I instantly went out onto the bow, and got splashed several times by cold water. I almost fell in twice, and fell down on the inside 4 times that day. But overall it was fun, just getting used to the boat. Next adventure will be more fun, I promise.
NEXT TIME:Cypress Island.

YES YES YES YES. -sits down and munches donut-

My reactions while reading. (real-time)

lul shpongle.
I want to ride yacht.
PIRATE?
Don't drown.
How do you breathe?
mm white chedda.
They showed you how to go to the bathroom?
Was everyone sleeping in the no wake zone? hyuk hyuk.
I can almost feel the water against my skin.


Can't wait for Cypress Island

From the way you described it, I would have never guessed it was fun in any way.
The no wake zone should have been fun though, just smooth sailing, literally. Unless I'm having the wrong idea about it, a no-wake zone should have been a slow ride. Relaxing no?

It's like we just got a preview of your trip o.o

Well anyways this is what happened while you were away.

We had a dice game. It lasted for about 3 hours. Basically you had to roll a certain number to win and Falco was going to give a prize to the winner. You could only roll once, but after awhile the amount you could roll went to 25. We had basically 20+ pages of this and our post counts sky rocketed to like 200 perhaps. I rolled and won, finally a minute later, Sasquatch won as well. Both I and Sasquatch did a face-off with the same rules and in the end Sasquatch won.

In the end, the thread got deleted and no one had anything to show for it lolz.

Was this the epic dice battle I missed, because I was devouring steaks?

haha, thats how all adventures start:P
with a preview. and no it wasn't fun, but it was fun for a start of a trip.
'cause usually there insanely boring.

aw, wish i was there D:

Yeah that was the one you missed Mike. It was like four people all rushing to get the number. =D

Hmm, that's really only if you wanted to waste 3 hours elite.

I like wasting time

I love rolling me some dice but I love me some good ribeye better.

btw get on the chatbox elite. We need more chatterboxers

This is where the real fun started. After riding on the bow for about an hour, we reached a place called Cypress Island. I went inside and started putting on shorts. They grabbed and attached to the booey, and we relaxed for like 10 minutes. I climbed to the very top of the yacht, and did a front flip off. Only to notice a jelly fish less than a foot from my face, and that I felt like I was going to freeze to death(in fact, five minutes in that water and your muscles lock up from being too cold, though no one told me until after I jumped -.-). I swam back pretty fast, and took a hot shower(showers were only allowed to be 3 minutes long. You rinsed, turned off water, suds up, then rinsed again). I decided to not go swimming here anymore. So me and my friend (the asian one that got rocks threw at him by a little kid, and the dad didn't do anything except said lets go) went out on the Dinghy. We landed on the island, and he decided to jog. So I followed, the stairs were brutal. It was like putting stairs to get to the top of a mountain. We quickly found there was nothing to do besides hiking. But who wants to hike? Hiking is just walking where its ok to pee. So instead we headed back for food. I pointed out the eye patches and wooden swords they had on there yacht, and they said it was for when sea monsters attacked. Bored out of our mind, we decided to make things more interesting. We set out on the Dinghy (which I will now forever call, The Rainbow Rhinosaur) to claim the island. We went up to random campers, and we placed a flag in the site. This took a long time, but we didn't get seen once. At night time, there was nothing to do, so we played some cards (War to be precise). The game never ended, and we went to bed. The waves rocked me asleep (well technically the sleeping pill made me sleep, but oh well). Next time: Stupid Kids

EDIT: Voting is now up, vote for who you want, not who you don't want(I got confused and accidentally voted for the people I don't want >.>)

Wow, your trip sounds very crappy... The only thing I though of was, what the hell you jumped off the boat like that?

yeah. XD
it wasn't too exciting. but it does get better, a stupid kid almost died in front of my eyes
(wait, why is that a good thing >.>)

lul
For some reason the only words I remember are Rainbow Rhinoceros.

not rainbow rhinoceros D:
Rainbow Rhinosaur. its a Rainbow colored rhino mixed with a dinosaur.

Where be the leprechauns?

They had that on the boat? Must've looked hilarious.