Welcome to the team Max!
My name is Mike. I'm the boss here; your boss.
Some deviants might try to convince you otherwise, but remember: I was the first one; the first one to lend a hand, to pull you out of that slummy black hole you used to live in. Before me, you lived for no purpose other than to die. It was ME who gave you a place to stay when you had none; you had a cardboard box, not even a cardboard box; half of a cardboard box. I PRACTICALLY RAISED YOU!!! So don't backsass me, mister. LUKE I AM YOUR FATHERRR.
ahem.. My name is Mike
and you forgot rule 6. Donut is your master.